PLIGHT OF A TEACHER

 

Neha who just finished her B.E.D degree was so happy that she got selected for the teachers post in a school that was near by her house… she was about to handle for the 3rd and the 4th grade students…the very next day was her first day as a teacher so she got up early had a traditional bath, wore her lucky saree, touched the feet of her grandpa and sought blessings from him and off she went to her school carrying a smile which was as bright as that of a 1000watts bulb….

The day drew to an end Nehas mother found that something was wrong with her because she had not come out of her room since she came from her school, so she slowly walked towards her room to check on her without getting noticed … Nehas mother slowly peeped through the key hole of her room… she saw an exhausted Neha who had knelt down by her bed. She couldn’t sleep and hence decided to share her burden with god...

“DEAR GOD” she sighed dejectedly,” my pupils think I am a see of knowledge. They asked me so many questions today, some of which were really tough. So please god, while I sleep, can you somehow put the answers to these questions into my mind-here are some questions for you...

1. Why doesn’t gum stick to the inside of its bottle?

2. Why are cigarettes sold in petrol station when smoking is prohibited there?

3. If you were in a vehicle moving at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the head lights?

4. Who draws lines around countries?

5. What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

6. How does god know that he is god? Who had told him?

7. Why does container carrying petrol always indicate that it is highly inflammable, when petrol is flammable in nature?

Nehas mother scratched her head in trying to get answers for any of these questions but all in vain... and needless to say that even god would not have slept that night in thinking over these questions...